So Marlins slugger Giancarlo Stanton and the worst owner in sports skipped their game on Saturday to soak in Game 3 of Heat-Pacers with a courtside view. Kidding, the Marlins played this afternoon.
The outfielder sculpted by Zeus was approached by hoards of females. At one point, Stanton was shown on the jumbotron but Jeffrey Loria did not make the cut. Would fans have vehemently booed?
Giancarlo Stanton is sitting with Jeffrey Loria courtside at the Heat game. Expect someone to get released tomorrow to recoup that cash.
— Josh Baumgard (@JoshBaumgard) May 25, 2014
Every man in America knows the look Giancarlo is giving to his pal in the red.