Our Because #Florida series continues with a really naked, really demented lady unleashing the inferno in a St. Petersburg, Florida McDonalds. We can only show you the GIF because large nipples are involved, but here’s the full video of the creature. Thank you, The Big Lead, for always bringing our state’s finest to our attention.
Also, another lovely soul from the sunshine state (Winter Haven) mistook a woman in a McDonalds drive-thru for a punching bag. The greatness here is we came across this psychotic Florida man while searching for the psychotic Florida woman.
Next week, a man robs a bank with his penis, because #Florida. Keep doing you, Florida.